The Nevada Brothel Action Figures - Wave 6
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Post by Dex on Jun 4, 2019 13:54:30 GMT -8
The Nevada Brothel Action Figures - Wave 6
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«Posted on: March 2005 at 09:36:28pm »
Well….
After the vast collection that ‘wave 5’ had to offer…I felt that I deserved a small break from all the action figure craziness. So I closed the basement door and went on with life.
But the time comes when a man gets a certain amount of creative energy and must unlock the basement door, venture down to the laboratory, dust off the tools, and begin work on the long over-due Wave 6!!!
Now for those that might be new or senile, this here is a running gag that has been a tradition around these message boards for some time now. It all started with a simple question: What would happen if a toy company made action figures of all the folks that post here on the message boards? Ever since then, your good buddy Dex meanders down to the lab every once in a while and in true mad scientist fashion creates a new wave of plastic lunacy. Previous waves can be seen here:
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And now I proudly present to you:
THE NEVADA BROTHELS ACTION FIGURES: WAVE 6
The Men
Master Chef Dude – What with all this Brothel Cook Book thing that Dude hit on, it was a no brainer that we had to dress him in whites and put one of those cool ass hats on him! This figure would be chocked full of accessories including all sorts of ingredients to create his masterpieces with any of the lady figures. Emeril can run and hide…BAM!!!
Bashful – Here we go again: NEW GROUND. This is the first time we’ve done a Bashful figure. The purveyor of all things CWMC would come wearing two different color shoes (naturally) and be ready to party like the wild man we all know he is!
Pat – Sometimes I wonder how I went all this time without a Pat figure! I mean it’s just not right! The “Simple Man With A Simple Plan” doesn’t need any damn accessories or trinkets – he’s just one of those figures that would sell because he exists. ( Some folks like him, some folks hate him ), but you can never overlook Pat’s contribution to the LPIN Internet world!
Bender – More new ground here. This is the first Bender action figure. I think for this one we will have to give him a bottle of Vodka, some cigars, and a napkin to hand out to any of the other action figures after they …ahem…bite his shiny metal ass.
Cronos (with Sword-wielding action) – After that sweet Paul Chen sword he bought while visiting me last summer, I better not risk giving him an action figures that doesn’t wield an edged weapon. Good ole’ Cronos will be ‘spring loaded’ so he can swing that sword faster than Darth Maul on speed! Perhaps he can help El Perdido in his mime-killing quest!
Joe Richards – Every action figure line needs a bad guy. I can’t think of a better one than LPIN’s version of a used car salesman himself! Yeah…ok…that castle at the end of Homestead Road was going to be a family restaurant my pale white ass!
MIA Line
Now first let me explain that this here ‘MIA Line’ is for those posters that we don’t see very often.
Buckygodot – Good ole’ Bucky might be among the missing but that doesn’t mean we forget about one of the founding Posse members! All of the MIA figures come dressed in tuxedos so that they can make a huge return at any given time! I’m seeing Bucky in tails personally.
Sportsman – “The Icon” himself still makes still makes appearances at his Homestead Rd haunts from what I understand. Maybe I’ll have the chance to catch up with him when I’m in town in April. For Sporty I’m seeing one of those tuxes with the white coat like Frank Sinatra & Co. used to wear back in the day.
The Ladies
Kimarie – You know, I’m not sure that she ever posted anywhere…but I got to know Kimarie when I was at Sheri’s the last time. She was really cool! We even posed together for a couple of really cool photos that good ole Cronos took for me. I really hope to see Kimarie again one day…she was quite the special lady. Anyhow, I realize that tuxedos are more of a ‘man thing’…but if it was tailored for a woman…I think Kimarie would look fierce in a tux…just my opinion.
Girlie – I seem to remember Girlie having a broken leg long about a coon’s age ago. Not sure what happened to her or where she went after that. I do know this: she was quite a lady! Girlie was always a lot of fun on the message boards. I think we will skip the tux and go for a beautiful evening gown for Girlie! I hope she is doing well…..wherever she is!
Easter Bunny Max – Oh you know you think this is cute! Don’t even lie! Our little Maxie would come complete with bunny ears, a cotton tail, a basket with Faberge’ Eggs in it, and special “hopping” action.
Candy Striper Chay – I’ve always thought Chay would look splendid in one of those little Candy Striper outfits. I know I’d like to see it! Our current reigning Posse Queen would come with a thermometer to check your temperature, an ice pack to help with any swelling, and the right kind of….”medicine”…..to cure what ails you!
Kristy Kreme w/ special “glaze machine” – Now anybody who has ever been glued to the window of a Krispy Kreme Donut shop knows what I’m talkin’ ‘bout here! As those little buggers come out of the hot oil they are promptly run under this little machine and ‘glazed.’ I’ve always thought it would be GREAT to have one of those machines in the bedroom. Imagine the joy that would be running Kristy under that machine and then licking it off her entire body! NUMMY!!
Beach Bunny Lara – After seeing those pictures she had a short time ago of her in that sweet little bikini, I was inspired to create this version of Lara. She will come complete with beach towel and tube of sun screen so that all the guys can help her rub the lotion on her back! You know it just occurred to me that we have three…count them THREE red heads in one wave! BOOYAH!
Diamond – It’s been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long since we had a figure of Dex’s “Diamond Doll.” She needs no accessories, she needs no playset. All she has to do is sit there, shoot a glance from those beautiful doe eyes, and turn on the pout to melt you where you stand!
Fashion Model Mckenna – Mckenna will come with a trunk load of designer outfits, and a runway accessory so that she can shake that cute little tushy of hers on the catwalk!
Wet and Wild Aspen Rain – Another figure for the previously released Bubble Bath Room Playset. This version of Aspen will come with a bottle of bubble bath, bath oils, and an uncorked bottle of champagne!
American Idol Lilly – You know listening to Lilly sing is an absolute joy. If she was on American Idol it would make the show far more interesting. And think of all her loyal followers here on NBG that would be ready to vote for her…..or slap Simon Cowel silly if he picked on her! We got your back Lilly!!!
Collector’s Two-Packs
“Unrequited Lust” Two-Pack: Amber & Fastweb – My good buddy Fasty lurks on these boards…he can’t even try and lie to me and say he doesn’t! I KNOW THE TRUTH YA PUNK Sorry about the outburst there folks, but I don’t think I’m the only one who believe we need a “second cumming” of Fastweb. Anyhow, Fasty practically begged me to do this two pack – and he’s going to owe me an In – N – Out burger for this incidently! Since this is one of those parties that Fasty always wishes could of happened, here it is in plastic for all the Fasty fans out there! Now apparently Amber used to call him her little “Smurf Boy.” So Logically Fasty will have to come dressed like a smurf and Amber will have to come dressed as the…um…Pussycat of the show. I think the name was Azrael or something like that.
Sexycouple – This dynamic duo of lady posters – and fellow Lilly fans – will come packaged together: Two ladies + one mission = one fabulous two pack!
Special Mail-Away Premium Figure
General Mangers 3-Pack: Laraine, Bobbi, and Debbie – Now you know you all remember these: You’d get a few of those proof of purchase thingies, then you’d send it in with the postage, and VIOLA’….6 weeks later a little bit of plastic love would show up at your door….er….Stop snickering! I didn’t mean THAT kind of plastic love you degenerates! Anyhow, these women would come ready to lead their charges of working girls to financial prosperity and ready to gang up and lay the smack down on the Joe Richards figure. – Boo Yah!
And on that note we will bring this here wave to a close. Time to close up “Dexter’s Laboratory” and take a nap…’cause damn I worked hard!
Dex