AFA endorsement of MLBR
Jan 7, 2019 15:52:08 GMT -8
Post by Airforce Amy on Jan 7, 2019 15:52:08 GMT -8
AFA endorsement of MLBR
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04-06-2005, 07:40 PM
Air Force Amy
Registered User Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Dayton, Nevada
Posts: 1,113
Air Force Amy NOT Available at Sheri's !!!!!
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I mean REALLY ?! How long did anyone think THAT would fly in AFA's world?
answer: oh...about four days
I'm happy to report I can CANCEL that fantasy. There isn't enough money (add) ANYTHING in the world could make me
A. Subject myself to "lock down" and a myriad of other asinine (as i nine: adjective, 1. ridiculous: utterly ridiculous or lacking sense), so called " contracts" and fines that
a. Completely abolish/waive my basic human rights.
b. Have me agree to asinine,ridiculously disproportionate (and probably criminal) fines.
c. Support utter non-compliance with current labor laws and hiring practices.
B. Keep me from my "real" family. (my " re al " fa mi ly: noun, 1. The Bunnyranch, wherein Air Force Amy is loved and loves unconditionally, forgives and is forgiven, has free will, enjoys major fringe benefits i.e.
a. Affairs with Dennis (met my match in the bedroom and, trust me, you don't want to be his enemy).
b. Suzette (better than a "best freind" and deeper than "family")
c. Get famous just being a hooker.
d. Meet famous people.
e. Have sex with famous people.
f. Attend major Concerts, Hollywood and Local Sporting Events.
g. Have enjoyed major incentives (7 day Cruise, Hawaiian Vacation, Diamonds, enough Louis Vuitton to open a store, Power tools, Jade, Gold, Heirloom Blue Topaz, Floral Arrangements (some as big as a Christmas tree, and others on a weekly basis), Personal Thank You Notes, Crystal Figurines, Plastic Surgery, Clothing, Italian Glass Sculpures, Furniture, 60/40 split, The best room in the house in my own choice of color with freedom to decorate as I please, Daily "top booker" prizes (too many to ever list, none of which are worth less than $30.) and a '3x'5 $10,000 check.
h. Choose my own schedule. (hours AND days)
i. Could work "by appt only" should I so choose.
j. Can leave during shift to take care of personal matters.
k. Access to a Personal Assistant (Thank You Kristopher)
l. Not just consideration, but actual implementation of my own business ideas and suggestions.
m. A "Specialty" Suite, built per my request, that previously encompassed two rooms and took MAJOR plumbing reconfiguration.
n. Our own seperate Major Upscale Resturaunt and Nightclub.
o. The most Relentless Promoter on the Planet.
p. A ----load of Fun!
q. A Barrel of Laughs.
r. "Family" style management.
s. Formation of "lifetime" friendships.
t. A Dab of Drama.
u. More Sex than you could Shake a Stick at.
v. Weekly Tea Party with Contests and Door prizes.
w. Unparalled Customer appreciation Gifts and Tokes.
x. Personal Bodyguard (Thank You Wil)
y. Enough Money for Everyone (business is always good when you have the right attitude).
z. An income that puts me in the top five percentile of all earners in the United States.
aa. Management that "believes" in me , especially when I don't.
bb. Birthday and Christmas Parties , WITH Gifts.
cc. Picnics and Pool Parties.
dd. A Throne AND Crown.
dd. Association and Affiliation to the most Famous, Popular Brothel (and owner thereof) Ever and of All Time, To Date.
Sorry "Mustang" and Joe Conforte respectively, (previous holder to this titlle and no others come close as to even consider) Although we (the brothels) might not possibly be here, and especially most probably never "heard" of, for not the labors of JC, as he sure as heck put the "Stang" on the map, and was undeiably "groundbreaking" as far as facilities and amenties go. Dennis took a "good thing" and made it "bettter"---WAY BETTER. By way of and in the least...
a. "Relentless" promoting. Dennis adheres to a travel, personal appearance, and guest entertainment schedule that no one of his wealth, or anyone for that matter, should ever be subject to. (even going so far as to consume his health more often than not) He just doesn't stop... AND...any moment not consumed by the previous is spent engaging in earth shattering sex. I dare anyone on the planet to attempt to do what he does. It's mind blowing. I can't keep up. The "payoff" being an extremely steady flow of traffic despite all economic indicators AND an emerging acceptance of "us" by "Mainstream America" by literal leaps and bounds. the results of which can only and eventually be good, good, good for the working girl.
b. Improvement of work conditions for the indepedent contractor. A "rules as you need them" approach. If you do your job well (treat your customers right, give a good effort, don't cause a strain on relations) you don't have any rules. A far cry from the "two phone calls a day and none on the weekends". Or even present day fineable rules of other ranches... "you can't see your family, or even go the store, or even leave the property for at least two weeks at a time", "you can't have a laptop in your room, we'll keep it in the office and you can use it there" or better yet (you're going to hell Joe Richards) "I'll take anything you bring that I already sell and sell it back to you for 10x the price, take 1/2 of your 1/2 because I can, no phone calls before 10 am or after 6pm, you'll stay as long as I need you to", "you'll buy me extravagant gifts" the list abominable goes on).
c. An incentive program matched by no one. While the rest of the brothels are busy thinking of rules and fines and how they're going to keep the girls from stealing , Dennis is busy giving rewards and doesn't have to worry about us stealing. (It would be like stealing from my dad, just ain't right). You treat the girls with respect and they will respect and protect you.
Bottom Line: Happy Girls=Happy Customers that Keep Coming Back=Happy Girls
Sheri's has the right idea as far as facilities and amenities go, and was my only second to the Bunnyranch because of their amenities,but are, as they should be, and along with all other brothels in Nevada, completely out of the running as far as popularity among clients, loyal clients, and independent contractors alike, because of their ignorance of very basic business principles i.e Your customers are going to be treated the same way you treat the people that treat them; and a customer treated well will tell one other person, but a customer "not treated well" will tell at least ten ) The current independent contractor stipulations run rampant throughout Nevada (lock down, fines, contractual rules) are archaic, unecessary and inexcusable. Too restrictive, imposing and a complete embarrasment for any woman capable of earning a living to submit to. They've (nearly every legal brothel in Nevada) got a lot to learn, or "catch up to" when it comes to honoring women that generate six figure incomes for themselves as well the owners. Until they realize how directly proportionate the treatment of customers is to the treatment of their independent contractor, they'll never enjoy anywhere near the the volume Dennis enjoys and retains. They could build the Taj Majal and it won't make up for their lack of trust, appreciation and respect of the "hand that feeds them" as is evidenced by their fines and so called "contracts". Shame, shame on anyone that supports the working conditions these women must agree to. I can't see them attracting, much less retaining, anything ever near the wide spectrum of top notch ladies, clients,"regulars", and endorsers as Dennis has. Some of the Bunnybabes are "freespirits", while others are real "movers and shakers", some are teenagers, others are "professionals" (nurses, school teachers, even an Olympic Athlete and a Firefighter too). Some 'new" to the buiness, others "seasoned pros". He's has, literally, hundreds of famous feature entertainers, pornstars, and "who's who" that'll accept invitations to the Bunnyranch in an instant. You name it, he has it. I can't say this enough, the clients get treated the way the girls get treated. I have NEVER, anywhere in Nevada, had so much freedom of choice, that I can- and do in turn, bestow upon my clients, as is available to me at the Bunnyranch. And certainly, never has one entity, ever in my life given me so many tokens of appreciation as has the Bunnyranch. I've just listed thirty plus "bennies" and "tokes", none of which any other brothel in Nevada has, (less one or two I've heard give a vacation to their annual top booker) or likely ever will, offer across the board to all their independent contracters as Dennis does and there are many more benefits that I don't necessarily use that I didn't list (Company Owned Apartments, Courtesy Vehicles (not "runners", but vehicles you can actually borrow) and I'm just tired of listing and will wrap this up.
Shouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out where I am, and where I'll remain...
Only absense thereof to solidify my commitment, realize my misgivings, learn from my mistakes, see the cup 'half full", not bite the hand that feeds me, quit wishing I was somewhere else when my business isn't as good as I wish it would be, swallow a little bit of crow, disregard malice, offer my help, see what I have as opposed to have not, let my actions speak for themselves and most importantly, just get off my butt and get back to work.
So, Everyone,
PLEASE TAKE NOTE:
AIR FORCE AMY IS AVAILABLE FOR YOU
-EXCLUSIVELY-
WHERE YOU'VE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE HER...
at
DENNIS HOF'S WORLD FAMOUS
BUNNYRANCH
--OF COURSE !!!
Thanks for all your support, sorry for any confusion, see you at the Ranch!!!
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